Tonight's Card · 2026-07-13 · field of 94 weighed in · median liquidity $2,864 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 625.8 +246.9% Reigning champion ▣ febu 2-0, belt since 2026-07-11, 1 defense

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · febu vs PUMPCAT · title fight

Green corner · favorite · CHAMPION

febu(2-0)

febu / SOL

vol $3,882,139

liq $213,233

24h +280%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

PUMPCAT(0-1)

PUMPCAT / SOL

vol $1,707,621

liq $45,177

24h +825%

flags 0

DESK LINE: febu -125 · PUMPCAT +125

implied 56% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

febu		PUMPCAT
$3,882,139	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$1,707,621
$213,233	liquiditycan anyone leave	$45,177
+280%	24h movethe candle	+825%
18.2x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	37.8x
64.6	composite scorethe desk's number	62.2
0	red flagscommission notes	0
38,629	24h transactionsbodies in the building	38,419
5,504	unique buyersdistinct wallets, harder to fake	6,989
$3,748,018	FDVreported, not judged	$316,613

Judges' Scorecard

Round	febu	PUMPCAT
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	9	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · split decision	49	48

The desk's verdictfebu takes it on volume, liquidity. PUMPCAT showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

The Undercard

LEVI(1-0)W

vol $1,027,544 · liq $118,504 · +356%

49-47 · -120/+120

Bison(0-1)

vol $3,315,259 · liq $51,984 · +1,001% · ▲1

LEVI takes it on liquidity, turnover, discipline. Bison spent the fight arguing with the commission about 1 open flag. Split decision.

Wukong(1-0)W

vol $2,755,852 · liq $54,760 · +1,104% · ▲1

49-48 · -190/+190

RIBBIT(0-1)

vol $453,301 · liq $51,810 · +159%

Wukong takes it on volume, momentum. RIBBIT showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
TAT (Time And Tide)	$28,526	walked in unassisted
SOLRAT (SOLRAT)	$25,180	walked in unassisted
SOLCAT (solana cat)	$21,376	PAID PROMO
67SEM (The 67 Bull)	$17,804	walked in unassisted
PEARCAT (Pear Cat)	$17,284	walked in unassisted

The Obituaries · fighters featured on past cards, since departed

The departed	Featured	Liquidity then	Liquidity now	Cause of death
GDWR (GDWR / SOL)	2026-07-12	$42,731	$0	liquidity failure; the exit door closed with people still inside

The desk notes the median token covered here goes to zero. This section exists because that is not a metaphor.

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
Bison	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
Wukong	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
SOLCAT	$0	$21,376	PAID PROMO
BELIEVE	$0	$16,440	PAID PROMO

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