Tonight's Card · 2026-07-11 · field of 95 weighed in · median liquidity $1,734 · sanctioned by nobody

SHIT Index 100.0 day one of the series; the line needs two points, the casino does not Reigning champion ▣ febu 1-0, belt since 2026-07-11, no defenses yet

MAIN EVENT · 5 rounds · febu vs Loom · title fight

Green corner · favorite · CHAMPION

febu(1-0)

febu / SOL

vol $7,050,554

liq $275,015

24h +272%

flags 0

5 judged rounds

Red corner · challenger

Loom(0-1)

Loom / SOL

vol $3,389,494

liq $97,464

24h +359%

flags 0

DESK LINE: febu -123 · Loom +123

implied 55% on the favorite, derived from the composite score, not from our feelings

Tale of the Tape

febu		Loom
$7,050,554	24h volumeis anyone trading it	$3,389,494
$275,015	liquiditycan anyone leave	$97,464
+272%	24h movethe candle	+359%
25.6x	turnover (vol/liq)past 50x smells like wash	34.8x
66.0	composite scorethe desk's number	63.8
0	red flagscommission notes	0

Judges' Scorecard

Round	febu	Loom
R1 volume real trading interest, 1.5x takes the round, 10x takes it big	10	9
R2 liquidity depth of the exit door, same bar	10	9
R3 momentum 24h move, capped so one candle cannot steal the fight	10	10
R4 turnover healthy churn scores, wash-trade churn is penalized	9	10
R5 discipline fewest red flags on file	10	10
Totals · split decision	49	48

The desk's verdictfebu takes it on volume, liquidity. Loom showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

The Undercard

DUMP(0-0-1)

vol $337,678 · liq $223,200 · +1,976%

48-48 · -106/+106

GHOSTI(0-0-1)

vol $2,990,048 · liq $33,067 · +395% · ▲1

The judges cannot separate DUMP and GHOSTI. Nobody is happy, which is how you know the scoring is honest.

NORMIE(0-1)

vol $839,480 · liq $330,712 · +205%

47-48 · -103/+103

Wmogdog(1-0)

vol $4,036,191 · liq $41,281 · +231% · ▲1

mogdog takes it on volume, momentum, turnover. NORMIE showed up, which counts for something. Split decision.

New Blood · completed pump.fun bonding, now eligible for the arena

Debut	Weigh-in liquidity	Promotional assistance
SHINYSUIT ($SAKURASTRONAUT)	$40,403	walked in unassisted
agentx402 (agentx402)	$31,105	walked in unassisted
CASHDOG (Cash Dog)	$27,807	walked in unassisted
Hoppy (Hoppy)	$21,500	walked in unassisted
SUPPORT (SUPPORT)	$9,468	PAID PROMO

Commission Notes · open flags on tonight's participants

Fighter	Flag on file
GHOSTI	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading
mogdog	volume/liquidity ratio smells like wash trading

Flags are mechanical: turnover past 50x liquidity, exit doors under $5k, FDV/liquidity past 500x. A flag costs points on the composite score and loses the discipline round. The commission does not negotiate.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. They are quarantined from the card and ineligible for the main event, regardless of score. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

Fighter	Volume	Liquidity	Status
SUPPORT	$0	$9,468	PAID PROMO

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