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Latest issue · 2026-07-04

Main Event: manlet (manlet / SOL)

manlet enters the ring with a 24-hour volume of $15,609,731 against liquidity of $464,810, a move of positive 787.96 percent on the day. The volume-to-liquidity ratio sits north of 33-to-1, a figure the desk notes without comment beyond noting it. No red flags were formally logged for this contender, though the ratio itself functions as its own disclosure.

The score of 67.77 places manlet atop today's card, largely on the strength of turnover rather than depth. Whether that turnover reflects broad participation or a smaller number of wallets trading against thin liquidity is not something this desk can determine from the data provided. The bell has rung. The tape is what it is.

The Undercard

  • Pauly: volume $3,990,505, liquidity $137,070, up 5,124.81 percent. A move measured in multiples, not percentages, on liquidity thinner than a diner napkin.
  • Bullcoin: volume $2,233,825, liquidity $54,388, up 1,202.73 percent. The ratio here exceeds 41-to-1.
  • TATE: volume $2,073,786, liquidity $92,235, up 169.57 percent. Comparatively restrained, which is to say still triple digits.
  • ANSEM: volume $41,508,544, liquidity $3,576,386, up 84.41 percent. The largest liquidity pool of the day, for whatever comfort that provides.
  • ANSEM (second listing): volume $27,765,121, liquidity $2,403,424, up 86.04 percent. A near-identical twin trading under the same name at a different address, a fact stated without elaboration.

Graduation Ceremony

  • bullpen: liquidity $83,224. Completed the bonding curve. No further activity recorded at press time.
  • trumplet: liquidity $38,362. Diploma issued, commencement address unwritten.
  • Happy250th: liquidity $35,193. Graduates into a market showing zero 24-hour volume.
  • womanlet: liquidity $33,596. Joins the class with matching statistics.
  • Zagentic (Z): liquidity $32,676. The ceremony concludes. The gymnasium empties quietly.

Paid Promotions Desk

The following fighters purchased their own hype. We report this fact with the gravity it deserves.

  • zagentic (Z): liquidity $22,237, boosted, zero recorded volume.
  • LOBSTAR (The Red Lobstar): liquidity $14,231, boosted, zero recorded volume.
  • USOL (United States Of Solana): liquidity $8,086, boosted, zero recorded volume.

Closing Bell

Of the 110 tokens surveyed today, median liquidity sits at $3,855, a figure dwarfed by even the undercard's smallest entrant, meaning today's headline movers are outliers, not the norm. The paid promotions desk notes that all three boosted tokens report zero trading volume despite the marketing spend, a juxtaposition the market may interpret as it sees fit.


Talking Shitcoin is entertainment and information, published on a fixed schedule. Nothing here is financial advice, and no coverage is a recommendation to buy anything, least of all these. Some links pay us a commission (marked). Paid token promotions are disclosed as PAID PROMO. We cover them the way a fight promoter's press release deserves.

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